Why
I prefer written communication because I feel I have oratory skills comparable to Grover on Sesame Street. Other than that, I find it endlessly remarkable that I can publish my musing here and someone on the other side of the world can read them.
Me
I’m a thirty-something. I’m an academic advisor at a university. I don’t have hobbies as much as cyclical infatuated obsessions. I never use my high-beam headlights when driving at night. Ear-bud headphones will not stay in my ears. I love finding used books with writing scrawled in the margins or notes made inside the cover.
The Agenda
I don’t have enough self-discipline to have an agenda, but I’m impulsive enough to sound like I do. I do have somewhat consistent beliefs about or inappropriate feelings for:
books (mostly the smell and feel of them)
education
humor
seasons
coffee
snow
writing
gardens
and chicken wings
Promises Made…
Because I know you have better things to read, I will strive not to be the worst thing you read by not using phrases like:
“I’m the kinda person who….”
“The way I see it is…”
“It’s like this,”
“You will NOT believe what happened…”
“And then my kid…”
“And he doesn’t even like her!”
“Yeah, they’re going to hell…”
“It was awesome…”
“I hate Republicans/Democrats/Other because…”
“Last night, on The Bachelor…”
“like…like, you know…like”
“I really hate my job…”
“According to People magazine…” (ok, I might say this is I’m making fun of People)
“I’m absolutely positive that…”
Disclaimers…
Content may include humor in poor or odd taste.
I do not condone any life changing endeavors readers may undertake as a result of reading this blog.
Plead…
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